The Virtue Of Speaking Ill of the Dead

So I watch a lot of Disney movies (you may have noticed...), and you know what I can safely say that absolutely no character has said, ever?

It may be hard for your settlers to remember how difficult it was for people to talk about environmentalism back in the 1600s. And because of both Governor Ratclifffe and Wiggins, in particular Wiggins, we started a colonial conversation. When before, nobody would talk about cutting down trees, nobody wanted to do anything digging up earth, and that too is something that I really appreciate with Wiggins' very effective low-key advocacy, but it penetrated the public conscience, and colonists began saying, ‘Hey, we have to do something about this too.'

at least the issue seems to have penetrated Wiggins' conscience, so there's that...

...or...

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On Frollo and Josh Duggar

8/27/15: Updated below!

Josh Duggar: the later years...

Today's object lesson in "Everything you really need to know in life you should have learned from Disney Movies" comes to us in the form of the Josh Duggar scandal, which could have and should have been avoided if certain conservative Christian sects had paid closer attention to The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

Yeah, turns out maniacally suppressing your sexual self in pursuit of "purity" is bad for you...

Gee, y'think?!

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Confessions of A Disney Blogger

#1

Whenever I say the word "Renaissance," I am about 100 times more likely to mean this:

than this:

#2

When John Smith evasively tells Ratcliffe that he was "out scouting the terrain, sir..."

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Disney Villains Fall Victim to "Gravity" (feat John Mayer)

This just seemed too perfect--I can't believe no one has done it before!

Did you notice that when Gaston is falling, at the closeup of his eyes his pupils turn into little skulls for two frames?

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