About the Author

Satiricalifragilistic grew up during the Disney Renaissance, and The Little Mermaid was the first movie she ever saw in theaters at age 3. Her mother flatly refused to let her leave the theater when Ursula got huge and terrifying, and maybe that explains her troubled psyche.

While she'll admit to being an inveterate nitpicker, she firmly believes in loving a piece of art even while criticizing it, and in the importance of engaging critically with what she loves. She has special contempt for anyone who tries to claim the politics in Disney films don't matter because "they're just movies," because she knows exactly how much the Disney Canon influenced her little gradeschool self—for good and for ill!

She loves art, design, music, dancing, movies from Hollywood's Golden Age, and British comedy...expect a lot of these to turn up in her reviews and mashups!

"Criminal Justice": Eddie Izzard meets Beauty and the Beast

The cast of Beauty and the Beast (1991) teaches us some valuable lessons about the criminal justice system and mass murderers, as described by Eddie Izzard.

Read more...

"Beekeepers" Eddie Izzard meets Aladdin

The ambition and thievery of Aladdin (1992) brings Eddie Izzard's "Beekeepers" bit to life, as Aladdin finds out how difficult it is to flirt when covered in bees!

Read more...

On the Measles Outbreak at Disneyland

For such a vapid C-lister, Jenny McCarthy has a really impressive body count. Seriously, this is not one of those "Oh, let's let everyone follow their own feelings" or "Mommy knows best" kind of things. Measles encephalitis is a horrible way to die. Even not quite dying of measles or pertussis or Haemophilus or good old-fashioned flu are still pretty damn miserable.

True fact, if you mention Jenny McCarthy's name in a conference full of pediatricians, you get this:

Read more...

"Cake or Death?" Eddie Izzard meets Sleeping Beauty

Some good ol' Disney magic comes to Eddie Izzard's classic bit, "Cake or Death," as Church of England is taken over by Maleficent and the Good Fairies from Sleeping Beauty (1959). Perhaps they CAN have extreme points of view!

Read more...

"Do You Have A Flag?" Eddie Izzard meets Pocahontas

Eddie Izzard gets a few visual aids for his classic bit "Do You Have A Flag?" with the help of the cast of Disney's "Pocahontas" (1995). Chances are this is actually more historically accurate than the original Disney film!

Read more...

Today in Deep Thoughts in Film Criticism...

I was doing some research for my Pocahontas review series, and I stumbled upon the amazing factoid that apparently in Pocahontas II (which, full disclosure, I have never seen and based on the opinions of everyone ever I have no intention to!), John Rolfe was played by … Billy Zane?!?!?!?

Now, of course everyone quite rightly mocks James Cameron for ripping off all of Avatar from Pocahontas. But, in an odd sort of karmic retribution, it turns out that Pocahontas II (1998) could have learned one very, VERY important lesson from Titanic (1997), and that is:

If you are a voluptuous, free spirited American girl sailing across the Atlantic, you have two love interests, one of whom is Billy Zane:

YOU DO NOT CHOOSE BILLY ZANE.

That is all.

Read more...

On That Bonkers Frozen / Tangled Fan Theory...

Read more...

Genetics--How the fuck does it work?!

I love bimodal distributions, don't you?
Read more...